One of the unfortunate side effects of having a pacifier addiction is an insatiable hunger and complete lack of table manners. While I have to admit, my table manners were never up to Ms. Manners' standards, they are definitely no better now that I am a recovering addict.While I have been told that this is a short term side effect, it can be embarrassing. I can forget about eating in public for the time being -- I won't go into the gory details regarding the most recent incident, suffice it to say I am no longer welcome at the local all you can eat Chinese buffet. Who knew Crab Rangoon won't come off rice paper?
Anyway, I'll be taking my meals in the comfort and safety of my own home from here on out thank you very much. I can let my hair down this way without worrying about embarrassing anyone -- or getting Crab Rangoon out of fake bamboo.
Enjoy the photos this week, I'm enclosing one of Big Brother and I this week, we're hanging out, watching some TV. I hear it's good for my development or something like that. Could someone have the local Chinese delivery joint send over some pot stickers and an order of Lo Mein?
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